I am the Bad Wolf.
I am Ashlee, a 23 year old Texan. I post too much. I like cute things, attractive people, books, and equality.

my grandma thinks I am very funny.

My face

Instagram: the_badw0lf_

Thursday, March 7, 2013
Thursday, August 2, 2012

greatwarmwelcome:

wait.. why don’t people on tumblr like Miranda Cosgrove?…

I am glad I am not alone in this confusion. 

Saturday, July 28, 2012
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
Monday, March 28, 2011

Roommate only just got out of bed. I had no idea he was even home. 

in other news I am laying here on the futon with 4 pillows propping me up, two blankets long super warm jammies a teddy bear and a sore throat and migraine. 

Jacob made me the soup broth to his family’s super amazing chicken soup though! :)

Friday, March 4, 2011

go to take a shower and its a little to cold. slightly nudge knob to the left, submersed in flowing lava immediately adjust to the right, thrust into the arctic tundra.

you know what shower never mind. I dont need you. I was going to stay home and play WoW tomorrow anyways and i dont need to wash my hair to do that.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

my phone call AT 9:15 THIS MORNING.

stepmom: are you at school already?

me: yes?

stepmom: your class isnt until 11.

me: my rides class is at 9.

stepmom: Im gonna kick your ass when you get home.

me: what happened?

stepmom: maintenance is on the way up to the apartment and you arent there to help them move things so they are going to wake up your father.

me: oh.

stepmom: bye.

so i get home and she says this:

take what you need from your bathroom, after they are done today you wont be able to use it tonight. after that i am never speaking to you again.

SERIOUSLY?! GROW THE FUCK UP. I HAD NO CHOICE, THERE IS NO ONE I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A RIDE FROM THAT WOULDN’T BE AT SCHOOL THAT EARLY. but i mean whatever. at least she didnt scream at me for 3 hours this time or hit me. 

Saturday, July 10, 2010

ughhhhhh. >.<

i had great plans for this weekend and two weeks from now and now i cant go over some stupid misunderstanding that turned into a mess about other stuff.

isnt that some shit?